A MINECRAFT MOVIE Pitch Meeting Is Just as Chaotic as You’d Expect

In the latest Pitch Meeting sketch from Ryan George, we finally get zaney answers to questions no one asked about A Minecraft Movie, like what happens when Jack Black plays Steve, Jason Momoa obsessively chases diamonds, and a zombie on a chicken sparks total cinematic chaos. George rips into The Minecraft Movie with the perfect combo of sarcastic glee joking about the film’s bizarre romantic subplots with Minecraft villagers to executive notes powered by zero logic, this video captures the absurdity of adapting the world’s blockiest game into a Hollywood blockbuster.As always, George’s back-and-forth between a hyperactive screenwriter and a clueless studio exec delivers the goods. If your brain hurts trying to imagine how a game with no story became a cinematic event, this Pitch Meeting is the perfectly unhinged therapy session you need.

Jun 14, 2025 - 20:40

A MINECRAFT MOVIE Pitch Meeting Is Just as Chaotic as You’d Expect

In the latest Pitch Meeting sketch from Ryan George, we finally get zaney answers to questions no one asked about A Minecraft Movie, like what happens when Jack Black plays Steve, Jason Momoa obsessively chases diamonds, and a zombie on a chicken sparks total cinematic chaos.

George rips into The Minecraft Movie with the perfect combo of sarcastic glee joking about the film’s bizarre romantic subplots with Minecraft villagers to executive notes powered by zero logic, this video captures the absurdity of adapting the world’s blockiest game into a Hollywood blockbuster.

As always, George’s back-and-forth between a hyperactive screenwriter and a clueless studio exec delivers the goods. If your brain hurts trying to imagine how a game with no story became a cinematic event, this Pitch Meeting is the perfectly unhinged therapy session you need.