Splitsville – first-look review

Two couples find themselves caught up in a love quadrangle after one of them separate in Michael Angelo Covino's romantic comedy. The post Splitsville – first-look review appeared first on Little White Lies.

May 21, 2025 - 01:50

The course of true love never did run smooth, and for the kind but clueless Carey (Kyle Marvin) he’s in for a rude awakening. His wife of 13 months, whom he met at a concert for soft-rock crooners The Fray, has just announced she wants a divorce. Ashley (Adria Arjona) is a free-spirited life coach, and just can’t see a future with Carey, despite his clear adoration of her. He seeks solace from his wealthy fiends Paul (Michael Angelo Covino) and Julie (Dakota Johnson) who reveal the secret to their own seemingly harmonious relationship: an open marriage. Paul and Julie theorise that in removing the shame associated with cheating, they give themselves no reason to break up. At first Carey is surprised, but he quickly comes around to the idea. After all – it seems to be working for Paul and Julie. Right?!

Marvin and Covino are real life best friends (who also wrote and starred in 2019’s The Climb together) so it figures their on-screen chemistry is natural and charming. The buddies quickly come to blows when Carey gets himself mixed up in Paul’s marriage, and a ludicrous fight scene between the two of them in Paul’s architecturally splendid lake house is a highlight of the film. There’s a little less chemistry between the actors and their on-screen wives, despite the fact Arjona and Johnson are quite convincing comedians. It’s never really clear what these beautiful women see in Carey and Paul, particularly the latter, who repeatedly proves himself to be at best a liability, at worst a psychopath – which is shrugged off as endearing by his friends and wife, as is the behaviour of their tearaway child Russ.

It’s a highly macho sort of romantic comedy posing as progressive by showing two sexually liberated modern women, but we don’t really ever get much insight into their characters beyond the fact that their pursuit of other partners stems from a lack of satisfaction rather than, y’know, just wanting to live their lives. Despite its supposed progressive premise about the way modern relationships can work, Splitsville is in fact quite traditional by its conclusion, rendering most of the plot ultimately a waste of time. It’s a film not without occasional moments of spark, and flits along quite happily, but Splitsville seems continually intent on undermining itself, and in the process becomes totally forgettable.

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